Pink Gamer

Hokay, so I did nawt plai much of teh WoWz tonite, mostly becuz we cleend teh whoole apartment aftur teh piepz burst, but I turned in a few questz and maed it to 63, jes. Took me two quest turn ins and a butt-load of stupidbutt Bog Lords, which, by the way, NEVARRR drop those stupid squiggly things that you’re supposed to bring to some little wussy guy. Riddle me this: How come when you kill Zebras for their hooves you only get them once in a blue moon? Don’t all Zebras have hooves? (I don’t mean real Zebras, I mean the WoW Zebras) And shouldn’t all Bog Lords have their little squiggly thingys on them? And in the quest log, it specifically says that the little brat wanted them in order to prove how many I killed. BUT! I killed sooo many of them, and he only knows I killed six. Laaaame. I should have gotten sooo many squiggly things in return. I’m just sayin…

In other news, aside from my unfair return of squiggly thingys which resulted in my demise at least once, I am also playing Rune Factory! Such a fun game, in case you were wondering, they literally made Harvest Mood with butt kicking involved. It’s a bit tough, you have this weird Rune Power that no one really explains to you, at least in the beginning, because heck if I know what that jazz is all about. It depletes pretty much anytime you do anything, and quite frankly, I’m not sure if your rune power increases as your level increases, which basically means you kill five things and then have to go rest up, which you can only do once per day. I think the game was specifically designed in order to frustrate the poo out of me. All I want to do is court some sexy, rural, country chick and grow strawberries. Is that so much to ask? I didn’t think so.

And Puh-leeeeese Rune Factory. Why can’t you just give me the dumb hammer already? I have the axe and the scythe (or sickle? I prefer scythe) and the… other.. thing….. yeaah. So why can’t I have a hammer, too? I need it for hitting things, maybe getting ores? For… stuff? I JUST WANT IT, OKAY! >.> I have talked to every townpeeplez in the whole town at various times of the day and all they’ve given me is useless words of encouragement. Le sigh.